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The simpsons is an animated sitcom created by matt groening that focuses on the middle class life of a family living in the fictional town of springfield since it spun off into its own series in 1989, following a series of shorts on the tracey ullman show since 1987, it has become the longest running american sitcom and animated series, with 29 seasons as of may 2018, spawning video games. Matt groening has a wonderful quote im assuming its from the comic book guy, but please correct me if im wrong from the simpsons that fits the purpose of jasons project, oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. It didnt take much time to realize that most americans probably do. What character saying or building do you love tapping on.
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